A poem that my Jizzie wrote for me.
cuntbarf: Two strawberry dicks, with strawberries on them. Dicks and chocolate legs with dicks and strawberries on them. And when those cunts barf, they smell like your nipples. You know, the strawberry dick ones. Fuck your pussy. I’m weeping.
Eating mini tacos and listening to Darkthrone
Hi I’m a 16 year old boy
Nirvana- Moist Vagina
I'm in one of those moods in which even...
dumbleadore: I just want to go home and wear Amber’s old tee shirt and not give a fuck and maybe sweat a little. RAT CITY, BABY. Love you girl. Miss you.
Three steps forward, two steps back
Never half ass two things, always whole ass one thing– Ron Swanson
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feckalyn: Sort of like Dancing Paul for the microscopic
Today mythical thinking has fallen into disrepute; we often dismiss it as...– Karen Armstrong, A Short History of Myth
fatslutz: Things I do when I don’t have a job- submit things to fatslutz
Temporarily Unemployed To Do List, Friday
Listen to Lana Del Rey only Shave my calves in the sink I don’t need a bra? Lazily browse grad programs Dinner of mac n cheese or a bowl of cereal Have all the sex Challenge lover to Chinese Checkers and beat his ass like he owes me money