The world is dangerous
Him: Are your doors locked?
Me: Of course
Him: Ok, good. Do you have a weapon or a heavy object to protect yourself?
Me: Why are you so afraid for my safety all the time?
Him: Because the world is dangerous and you're far away. Get a gun.
Me: No. I have a really big paper weight in the shape of a horse. I think I could bludgeon someone with it.
Him: That'll work for now.
sodamnalive asked: In the photo you posted of you and your friend with huge hair, I hope you noticed the finger penis in the background. =]
Eating pizza with dinosaur chicken nuggets on top and watching fight club. In bed.
lunavert asked: grey
statementofporpoise asked: Peach
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Anonymous asked: purple
screamingfemale asked: Gold
Anonymous asked: I need advise...I am going to a concert this friday and I've had a thing for my friends friend since last summer and it seems he's pretty into me too. I'm not a forward gal so I wanted to ask a person who seems to be forward how to literally PUSH myself or just follow whatever it is you do to snag me that fella.
As a woman, I feel continually shhh’ed. Too sensitive. Too mushy. Too wishy...– Amelia Olson